"I paid peanuts and I got monkeys; what should I do now ?"

From Wikipedia: Infinite monkey theorem:

'The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.'

But it's a very expensive way to go about it:


A very fuel efficient hi-tech car using premium technology is not necessarily more "expensive" per kilometer long term than a "cheaper", less-efficient lo-tech car. The hi-tech car may seem to cost more up front, but it offers far more per kilometer for less money long term, and it will break down less ! In other words, it works better, and it is worth it.

Premium IT consultants like Dr Darren of Webel IT Australia are NOT more "expensive" than "cheaper" less experienced, un-professional, less efficient "monkeys" who are offering to work on - for example Drupal™ CMS web sites - for ridiculous rates per hour, but clearly deliver less work per dollar.

Do you really think they have taken the time to assess the major offerings within the 14,568 registered contributed Drupal modules (as of 05 Feb 2014) the way a real IT Consultancy like Webel does ? Or that they understand the Drupal contributed module development API as well as Dr Darren, who is mapping out the Drupal7 module system with the world's first completely object-oriented bridge for Drupal7, with likely the world's first graphical UML™ diagrams of Drupal core ?

Every year Webel IT Australia spends many months on technology assessment, R&D, and
live demonstration projects employing latest technologies so we can offer you a premium service.

"But I did pay peanuts and I did of course only get monkeys; what should I do now ?"

Instead of fiddling around with "cheap" wannabes, engage an expert consultant
like Dr Darren of Webel IT Australia and save money long term.

There is a very good reason real consultants charge more per billed service hour; it's to save you money long term and to cover honest costs ! When you engage a real IT consultant you are getting somebody who has already done their R & D in advance, and who knows what it costs to run (and keep running) an IT business. You are not paying just for each "expensive" hour billed by a consultant, you are getting the benefit of many hours of research and testing and years of experience.

When you add it up properly, you will get a much better result faster
with less fuss for much less money by engaging an experienced expert.
Demonstrably, you will get more work done per dollar, and better !

Webel IT Australia has been in business since 2000, and proprietor Dr Darren is an internationally acknowledged expert in advanced web technologies, Unified Modeling Language™ (UML™) driven Java™, and PHP-driven Drupal™ CMS web technology, with over 30 years of hands-on coding and software development experience !

Experience does make a difference; And it's worth paying a little bit more for per hour.
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